Alarming News

December 27, 2005

We Hope It’s Not Royal Caribbean! (by guest blogger Julia)

While I’m waiting for that perfect introduction by Karol, I just want to wish her and her family a safe return from the cruise next week, ESPECIALLY AFTER READING THIS! (I’ve stayed off of ships ever since getting stalked myself on a Carnival cruise at the age of 14 by a one-eyed Spanish porter.)

Forget the ships, people. If it’s buffets and gambling you want, come to Vegas. The Strip is like a sprawling cruise ship except without the kidnappings, rapes and “pirates” (i.e. Muslim terrorists).