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November 21, 2008

The heart, it bleeds

Awww, she’s taking it because no one likes her at her current job:

“Her experience in the Senate with some of her colleagues has not been the easiest time for her,” said one longtime friend who insisted on anonymity in exchange for sharing Mrs. Clinton’s sentiments. “She’s still a very junior senator. She doesn’t have a committee. And she’s had some disappointing times with her colleagues.”

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October 14, 2008

“Bloom where you’re planted.”

And if you can’t bloom there then move to NY and buy yourself a US Senate seat.

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June 3, 2008

Hillary to admit defeat tonight?

What was the point of waiting for Puerto Rico, again?

UPDATE: Allah’s got more evidence that it’s over.

UPDATE: The Clinton campaign has issued a statement saying that she is not dropping out tonight.

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June 2, 2008

Everybody: “it’s over”

Hillary Clinton says “it is not over ’til it’s over”

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May 20, 2008

Reader poll

Really: why is Hillary Clinton still in this?

I’ve run out of responses for people who ask me that question.

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May 7, 2008


Hillary Clinton really is something else.

Best. Election. Evah.

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February 26, 2008

Make the pie higher

Hillary mangles a gambling analogy.

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January 28, 2008


Clinton Brings Campaign to Florida:

Like her rivals, Clinton has agreed to a pledge imposed by national party leaders not to publicly campaign in the state. But after South Carolina, Clinton was skating up against the edge of that agreement and trying to lend some credibility to the outcome Tuesday.

She arrived in Florida on Sunday for two events – both closed fundraisers, in keeping with the pledge not to campaign. She clearly winked at that pledge with her arrival, joking about the warm weather and positioning herself so photographers had a palm tree for a backdrop.

“It is absolutely glorious,” said Clinton. “It is a perfect day here in Florida.”

What’s a broken pledge between you and a friend?

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January 19, 2008

Really? Too feminine is a concern?

Hillary disses Vogue for fear of appearing “too feminine”.

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January 8, 2008

Unintended benefits of a Hillary loss

Besides the fact that I get to point and laugh at Dawn Summers, that is, I also can’t see Hillary running for re-election to the U.S. Senate if she loses the nomination. This has been the point of her elected office all along, a stepping stone to the presidency. If she loses the nomination, I think New York will be free of her. WOOOOOOOO. HOOOOOOOO.

UPDATE: No, Allah, I’m not daytime drinking.

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November 27, 2007

Try “world peace” instead


At one campaign event, Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton said she prayed to God to help her lose weight.

From a NY Times article about eating habits on the campaign trail.

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