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January 21, 2010

Starting…now.

“I will do everything in my power to provide her with the love and support she deserves,” [John] Edwards said in a statement [finally admitting paternity of a child everyone and their dog knew was his].

Posted by Karol at 12:17 PM |
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Darth Edwards: “Quinn, I am your father…”

(As far as I know, I’m the first to say this.)

Posted by: Perry Eidelbus at January 21, 2010 at 5:02 pm

And you even got the emphasis right–hats off.

Posted by: James at January 21, 2010 at 9:57 pm

Heh, I was originally going to write it with a few different types of emphasis, a la Cyrano de Bergerac:

If Edwards wants self-reinforcement: “Quinn, I am your father…”

If Edwards wants to be unequivocal: “Quinn, I am your father…”

If Edwards wants to emphasize he isn’t offering legal services: “Quinn, I am your father…”

Posted by: Perry Eidelbus at January 21, 2010 at 11:40 pm

Ah, someone at Gothamist did that early this morning.

http://gothamist.com/2010/01/21/john_edwards_admits_to_fathering_mi.php

Posted by: Perry Eidelbus at January 21, 2010 at 11:41 pm

Ah, must have been a slow news day.

That was sarcasm.

I hate Edwards with a passion that could only be fueled by the misguided love of those whom I otherwise love.

That goes for Obama too, natch.

Posted by: Mark Poling at January 22, 2010 at 4:03 am
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