“I will do everything in my power to provide her with the love and support she deserves,” [John] Edwards said in a statement [finally admitting paternity of a child everyone and their dog knew was his].
Posted by Karol at 12:17 PM
Darth Edwards: “Quinn, I am your father…”
(As far as I know, I’m the first to say this.)
And you even got the emphasis right–hats off.
Heh, I was originally going to write it with a few different types of emphasis, a la Cyrano de Bergerac:
If Edwards wants self-reinforcement: “Quinn, I am your father…”
If Edwards wants to be unequivocal: “Quinn, I am your father…”
If Edwards wants to emphasize he isn’t offering legal services: “Quinn, I am your father…”
Ah, must have been a slow news day.
That was sarcasm.
I hate Edwards with a passion that could only be fueled by the misguided love of those whom I otherwise love.
That goes for Obama too, natch.