January 21, 2010
Starting…now.
“I will do everything in my power to provide her with the love and support she deserves,” [John] Edwards said in a statement [finally admitting paternity of a child everyone and their dog knew was his].
Darth Edwards: “Quinn, I am your father…”
(As far as I know, I’m the first to say this.)
Posted by: Perry Eidelbus at January 21, 2010 at 5:02 pmAnd you even got the emphasis right–hats off.
Posted by: James at January 21, 2010 at 9:57 pmHeh, I was originally going to write it with a few different types of emphasis, a la Cyrano de Bergerac:
If Edwards wants self-reinforcement: “Quinn, I am your father…”
If Edwards wants to be unequivocal: “Quinn, I am your father…”
If Edwards wants to emphasize he isn’t offering legal services: “Quinn, I am your father…”
Posted by: Perry Eidelbus at January 21, 2010 at 11:40 pmAh, someone at Gothamist did that early this morning.
http://gothamist.com/2010/01/21/john_edwards_admits_to_fathering_mi.php
Posted by: Perry Eidelbus at January 21, 2010 at 11:41 pmAh, must have been a slow news day.
That was sarcasm.
I hate Edwards with a passion that could only be fueled by the misguided love of those whom I otherwise love.
That goes for Obama too, natch.
Posted by: Mark Poling at January 22, 2010 at 4:03 am
