Alarming News

December 17, 2009

Played

Abdul Baset Ali al-Megrahi, the Lockerbie bomber freed by Scotland because, well, who the hell knows why, has gone missing from his hospital.  Contain your surprise.

Posted by Karol at 01:21 AM |
Comments

Well, he was supposed to be dead a month ago. He probably figured ti’s okay.

Posted by: Eric at December 17, 2009 at 3:13 am

He is planning his comeback. All in the name of compassion.

Posted by: vinny at December 17, 2009 at 4:05 am

If life were a Vince Flynn novel, the explanation would be that he was seized by Special Ops, and they’ve got him retained in an undisclosed location.

Unfortunately, life is not a Vince Flynn novel—rather, life is more like a Maureen Dowd column.

Posted by: IAmTheWalrus at December 17, 2009 at 4:20 am

At least the paparazzi is always keeping an eye on Paris Hilton’s whereabouts.

Posted by: IAmTheWalrus at December 18, 2009 at 2:49 pm
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