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August 27, 2009

Someday, I Hope There’s a Catfight. I Love Catfights.

I’m linking this NYU student newspaper article about Meghan McCain for Karol’s dissection at a later date. When the pay-per-view tickets go on sale, please feel free to count me in for one, especially if the weapon of choice is jello wrestling. A clip:

I didn’t vote for her father, but should Meghan McCain ever run for president, she’ll have my support.

Unfortunately, McCain, 24, wouldn’t be eligible to run until the 2020 election cycle if she chooses to do so. Although she has not garnered much media attention until recently, this member of the almost-presidential family, who has been a registered Republican since 2008, has made it clear that her views depart somewhat from those of her father, John McCain, the senator from Arizona.

She has socially moderate views. While she is pro-life, she supports same-sex marriage. At a recent convention of the Log Cabin Republicans, Meghan declared, “I am concerned about the environment. I love to wear black. I think government is best when it stays out of people’s lives and business as much as possible. I love punk rock. I believe in a strong national defense. I have a tattoo. I believe government should always be efficient and accountable. I have lots of gay friends, and yes, I am a Republican.”

In the immortal words of Hannah Montana, “Cute, blonde Republican chick say what?!”

Yes. Cute, blonde Republican chick say what, indeed.

Posted by BG at 10:01 AM |
Comments

Good lord, can that addled brain of hers produce more than a sentence of coherent thought?
Here’s a rewording for Obama the Handsome Black Man (that’s a reference to the 1990s SNL skit).
“I am worried more for the environment than your children enjoying modern life. I love to wear Hart Schaffner Marx. I think government is the best. I love whatever music you name, because I want your vote. I believe in a strong national defense until it actually has to do anything. I don’t have a tattoo, but I’ll tell you I’m considering one if it gets your vote. I’ll tell you that I believe government should always be efficient and accountable, but my administration will be about throwing around trillions of dollars and not caring where they go, while appointing various czars accountable only to me. Oh yeah, and forget CEOs being accountable to shareholders, I want them also accountable only to me. I have lots of gay friends, and yes, I am a Democrat.”

Posted by: Perry Eidelbus at August 27, 2009 at 10:50 am

The only thing about that article that gives me hope for future generations is that at least the commenters think he’s an idiot and don’t agree with him.

Posted by: T. AKA Ricky Raw at August 27, 2009 at 11:40 am

Tommy Shaw is GOD!

Posted by: IamTheWalrus at August 27, 2009 at 11:56 am

How is that article not satire? Seriously.

Posted by: Karol at August 27, 2009 at 1:18 pm

Someone else posted with my monniker.
I did not write “Tommy Shaw is GOD.”
Seriously, that “someone” needs to get a life.

Posted by: IamTheWalrus at August 27, 2009 at 2:01 pm

Where’s her tattoo? The inquiring mindless want to know.
Actually I want to know.

Posted by: Drizztdj at August 27, 2009 at 3:09 pm
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