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January 26, 2009

And, QUICK.

I’m so not the girl that flips through US magazine calling the hottest girls in the world “ugly”, and I particularly hate when totally thin women like freaking J.Lo are called “fat”, but seriously, what the hell is Tony Romo’s girlfriend thinking with this outfit? She looks about 50 pounds heavier than she actually is. Fire the stylist. And, quick.

Posted by Karol at 04:12 PM |
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I have to say, I was sure you were exaggerating, but, no, indeed, that was crazy. Seriously, what is she doing, trawling for a role in Erin Brockovich II?

Posted by: Shawn Macomber at January 26, 2009 at 6:12 pm

I’d say she was wearing mom jeans but my mom would never wear jeans like that!

Posted by: Karol at January 26, 2009 at 6:14 pm

heh…well, she IS Tony Romo’s gf…nuff said!

Posted by: rob at January 26, 2009 at 7:54 pm

She also kind of looks like she thinks the mic is part of the chili-eating contest.
Not a flattering photo at all.

Posted by: Gerard at January 26, 2009 at 8:47 pm

It’s a whole set of photos! If it were just one photo I’d have chalked it up to a bad shot!

Posted by: Karol at January 26, 2009 at 9:31 pm

Yikes.
I’d skip the step of firing publicists, and just start stabbing people in the face if I were her.

Posted by: Gerard at January 26, 2009 at 9:44 pm

The only thing crazier than tabloids calling J. Lo fat is when they call Anne Hathaway gorgeous.

Posted by: T. AKA Ricky Raw at January 26, 2009 at 10:11 pm

Anne Hathaway WAS gorgeous. The problem is that she’s getting too thin so now she’s funny looking. The only people who don’t think Anne is gorgeous are the ones who like them generic – like all those Hollywood blondes who look the same.

Posted by: Anonymous at January 26, 2009 at 10:30 pm

It ain’t the outfit. She’s put on a good chunk of weight recently. Look at the face. Also, that belt is designed to cover up bulges that aren’t teh fault of the jeans.
Check out the fuller set of her photos here:
http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=18091

Posted by: Ray Midge at January 26, 2009 at 11:30 pm

The best way to divert unwanted attention from problem areas is by wearing a garish, Dolly Partonish belt buckle.

Posted by: Gerard at January 27, 2009 at 1:45 am

I don’t want to pile on, but Jessica Simpson’s arms aren’t wearing Mom jeans. I’m guessing ‘pregnant,’ but the bump is hidden by the double belt.

Posted by: Charles at January 27, 2009 at 10:22 am

Yes, but her arms prove that while she may have gained, say, 10 pounds, she didn’t gain 50.

Posted by: Karol at January 27, 2009 at 10:25 am

On the subject of celebs, Scarlett Johanssen, not contect with butchering Tom Waite, has now done a Jeff Buckley cover, because obviously the world has not had enough of her monosyllabic droning mediocrity. grrrr.
I think Jess is just a southern girl who likes her food, unfortunately high waisted jeans are not her (or 99% of the population’s) friend.

Posted by: Steff at January 27, 2009 at 10:45 am

meant to say Tom Waits duh.

Posted by: Steff at January 27, 2009 at 10:51 am

She’s a singer now?
Why?
She’s not even a good actress.

Posted by: Gerard at January 27, 2009 at 10:53 am

I say roll her in flour, and poke the wet spot!

Posted by: Casca at January 27, 2009 at 10:55 am
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