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September 23, 2008

America: We still don’t get Lewinsky, though

Bill Clinton: ‘I get why Palin is hot’

Hat-tip Hot Air.

Posted by Karol at 11:14 AM |
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Keep dreaming, Billy Jeff.

Posted by: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg at September 23, 2008 at 12:08 pm

That article missed the best quote:
“I like that little Down syndrome kid. One of them lives down the street. They

Posted by: The IC at September 23, 2008 at 1:59 pm

He’s a sucker for whale tail.

Posted by: Casca at September 23, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Bill thought he was smarter than Monica and, hey, he could just use her and discard her like he had so many other women. If worse came to worst, he’d have Hillary (remember her during the bimbo eruptions?) and the rest of the operatives shatter the woman’s reputation and life.
Then he and the rest of the gang found out that maybe the young intern’s talents extended past pleasuring middle aged men in the people’s office. Or, put another way, she wasn’t born yesterday and realized that the dress just might be her ticket to not ending up dead. (Yeah, sure, maybe it’s just coincidental she kept it…but she’s smart enough to think forward, methinks.)
Besides, have you seen Paula Jones? I’m thinking Bill’s an “any port in a storm” kinda guy.

Posted by: James at September 23, 2008 at 2:48 pm

I don’t think he really needs a storm. He just stops at every port.

Posted by: Eric at September 23, 2008 at 3:37 pm

I get Lewinsky.
She was young, she had big tits, she loved sucking cock and she downright worshipped him.
Not all that complicated — a huge number of men would be tempted by that.

Posted by: Joe Grossberg at September 24, 2008 at 3:20 pm

See part about use and discard. The ability to suck chrome off a trailer hitch as well as being a woman he could actually dominate was just icing on the cake.
Monica and the rest of Bill’s women are the reason I get a kick out of watching feminist bend into strange shapes trying to defend him. Talk about a man who abused a position of power to achieve sexual gratification via abuse of an underling…

Posted by: James at September 24, 2008 at 10:17 pm
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