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August 27, 2008

Adventures with Karol and Dawn

# 1035.

Posted by Karol at 11:54 AM |
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Sweet Jesus, is she on meds for that?

Posted by: Snoop-Diggity-DANG-Dawg at August 27, 2008 at 12:11 pm

I wish she’d get on some meds.

Posted by: Karol at August 27, 2008 at 1:08 pm

Um, is it wrong that I’m totally seeing Dawn’s side with this? –Yes, I realize my uttering these words will likely open an interdimensional portal to Hell, but as long as it’s somewhere in NY no one will know the diff.

Posted by: James at August 27, 2008 at 1:13 pm

Yes, it’s totally wrong.

Posted by: Karol at August 27, 2008 at 1:14 pm

While I’m sure that the account may be somewhat, um, skewed, it seems to me that Dawn is the injured party here.
(Yep, I’m smelling brimstone and sulfur just ooozing from the screen. Better stop that before my next words are, “Wow, Iosef…you’re shorter than I imagined.”)

Posted by: James at August 27, 2008 at 1:20 pm

I was totally injured!

Posted by: Not Dawn Summers at August 27, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Y’all are funny. Kinda like married people, except you fight all the time and don’t have sex.
Wait, that’s EXACTLY like married people.
You two are totally married!
You coming down for the Bash?

Posted by: Falstaff at August 27, 2008 at 1:40 pm

Falstaff–Only married people who ain’t doing it right.

Posted by: James at August 27, 2008 at 2:19 pm

where is my bday shout out on alarming news karol. wheres the post about our budding new relationship and a youtube clip that summarizes our sweet love for one another…WHERE!!!! like. O.M.G…the letters, not the actual words.

Posted by: BIRTHDAYGIRL at August 27, 2008 at 3:08 pm

What AOL keyword gets me to MapQuest?
BTW, I think it’s time for Karol’s rebuttal, in which she’s merely an innocent girl trying to find a birthday gift for her boyfriend, if it weren’t for that Evil Dawn Summers and her knack for inflicting mental anguish.

Posted by: Shawn at August 27, 2008 at 6:40 pm
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