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September 30, 2007

What’s the angle?

I don’t buy it: 82-year old weds 24-year old.

Posted by Karol at 12:30 PM |
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she looks great for 82. and he looks like a total perv. that might be a factor.

Posted by: wza at September 30, 2007 at 1:45 pm

Well, she has a fur coat and he looks like an Argentinian K-Fed.

Posted by: Joe Grossberg at September 30, 2007 at 3:35 pm

I need to reproduce a joke from my friend Don Luskin’s blog, poorandstupid.com:
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
“Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as my wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I will be home before midnight.”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
“Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times that 54 goes into 18. Don’t wait up.”

Posted by: Perry Eidelbus at October 2, 2007 at 12:00 pm
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