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April 29, 2006

Oh daddy

“Katie is a young girl’s name. Her name is Kate now; she’s a child-bearing woman.”

-Tom Cruise on Katie, sorry, Kate Holmes. Can’t anybody stop him from being so crazy in public all the time?

Posted by Karol at 08:49 PM |
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Will there be a time when we can hear from katie? Or is she holed up in a Scientology Commune, mass producing placenta’s and doing the IXlian thing of producing the spice melange?
Wierd crap.

Posted by: wickedpinto at April 30, 2006 at 3:32 am

Apparently she could have kept her name as “Katie” if she would have married Charlie Sheen instead…

Posted by: Mark at April 30, 2006 at 11:16 am

I just don’t understand why people care so much. “Tom Cruise said something stupid today” is quintessential “dog bites man” news.

Posted by: Joe Grossberg at April 30, 2006 at 5:35 pm

We may never see Katie again. If she manages to chew through her restraints and evade her cattle prod-wielding Scientology ‘minders’, maybe.
But unlikely.

Posted by: Barry at May 1, 2006 at 2:30 am

Is someone going to tell Kate Couric about this?

Posted by: Jay at May 1, 2006 at 10:15 am

How much of a sham is this marriage?

Posted by: bryan at May 1, 2006 at 8:37 pm
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