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December 29, 2005

More scenes from my vacation

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On the beach in Barbados, a guy smoking a joint and carrying a jar of weed approaches my mother and brother. He asks my brother if he’d like to buy some. The dialogue:

Brother: ‘Is this generally good for business, approaching a guy sitting with his mom?’
Drug Dealer: ‘That’s your mom!? I thought it was your girlfriend.’
Mom: ‘Heehee, the druggie thought I was young enough to be your girlfriend!’

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Note to self (and advice to fair-skinned people everywhere): Do not forget to put sunblock on the tops of your hands and feet and– most importantly– on your ears.

Posted by Karol at 01:28 AM |
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Classic.
Just out of pure curiosity what was your brothers response?

Posted by: Nick at December 29, 2005 at 3:24 am

Where was my 3rd favorite sheinin while the drug deal was going down?

Posted by: Jim at December 29, 2005 at 2:52 pm

Just out of pure curiosity what was your brothers response?
Just laughing that my mom completely ignored the drug-dealing aspect just because of a compliment.
Where was my 3rd favorite sheinin while the drug deal was going down?
Heyyyyyyy, I’m the third favorite Sheinin? I was in within earshot.

Posted by: Karol at December 29, 2005 at 2:59 pm
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