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December 28, 2005

Cookie Cutting (by guest blogger Julia)

Hopefully the Orlando NAACP chief who recently switched to the GOP doesn’t go through what Maryland Lt. Governor Michael Steele went through when he was running for the Lt. Governor position in 2002: his Democratic opponent’s supporters came to a debate with boxes of Oreo cookies, and reportedly started pelting them at the black Republican candidate. The message, of course, being that real black people can only be Democrats.

But if it does happen again, Republicans should know that Oreo is keeping up with the times. They developed a new cookie called White Fudge. Because if you can’t be black and be a Republican, then you can’t be white and be a Democrat, or else you’re acting black. Let the pelting ensue.

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I suddenly have the urge to throw latkes at someone!

Posted by: Greta (Hooah Wife) at December 28, 2005 at 8:47 pm

The Orlando NAACP prez would also be wise not to call the local football team’s QB an uncle tom, like the Philly one did.

Posted by: Steve at December 28, 2005 at 10:15 pm

Can you find me a link to photographs of this oreo cookie thing? The left seem to feel this was a case of MSU (making stuff up). I’d have thought it would have been captured on video as well.

Posted by: bryan at January 13, 2006 at 2:26 am
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