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December 27, 2005

We Hope It’s Not Royal Caribbean! (by guest blogger Julia)

While I’m waiting for that perfect introduction by Karol, I just want to wish her and her family a safe return from the cruise next week, ESPECIALLY AFTER READING THIS! (I’ve stayed off of ships ever since getting stalked myself on a Carnival cruise at the age of 14 by a one-eyed Spanish porter.)

Forget the ships, people. If it’s buffets and gambling you want, come to Vegas. The Strip is like a sprawling cruise ship except without the kidnappings, rapes and “pirates” (i.e. Muslim terrorists).

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Julia, that’s nothing to be ashamed of. It’s pure and simple. He only had eye for you.
And although I welcome you as a guest blogger, as someone who’s leaving for a cruise at the end of January, I’m not clicking that link. I already suffer from Titanicphobia (because I’ll likely be in D class, that there won’t be room in the lifeboat for me).

Posted by: Esther at December 27, 2005 at 10:02 am

Are there a lot of jews in Vegas? Are they mostly employed in the gambling/hotel/restaurant industry? Any Hasidic or ultra-orthodox jews living in Vegas?

Posted by: ll at December 27, 2005 at 1:27 pm
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