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April 28, 2005

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaat?

Tom Cruise reportedly dating Katie Holmes


I generally don’t care about celebrity coupling but this is just bizarre. She was like 7 when Top Gun came out.

Posted by Karol at 10:45 AM |

From one 5′7″ male to another, I salute you, Mr. Cruise. :p

Posted by: Shawn at April 28, 2005 at 11:03 am

No shit. She’s one tall drink of water. Too bad he’s gay.

Posted by: ken at April 28, 2005 at 11:08 am

Reminds me of a story I read in a financial magazine. The magazine interviewed entrepreneurs who had recently become wealthy.
The magazine asked them how it changed their lives. All except one said wealth had not changed their lives. The one whose life changed was a 55 year-old man who said:
“Now 25 year-old girls will go out with me.”

Posted by: Jake at April 28, 2005 at 11:08 am

But I thought Tom Cruise was dating Sam Champion, the ACCU Weather Forecaster from WABC News here in New York. Or was that Mike Piazza?

Posted by: J. Mark English at April 28, 2005 at 11:13 am

Katie Holmes is adorable. And naturally cute.

Posted by: Vanessa at April 28, 2005 at 11:26 am

Katie is as cute as Tom is gay.

Posted by: Ari at April 28, 2005 at 11:40 am

at 5′9″, i wonder if she had to promise to duck down every time someone took their picture…

Posted by: Alceste at April 28, 2005 at 11:57 am

Oy. Another ingenue blinded by the white teeth of Mr. Cruise. He hasn’t done poorly for himself for a Jersey boy.

Posted by: Esther at April 28, 2005 at 12:03 pm

She’s insuring that her genes are propagated by a wealthy man.
Logical if you ask me.

Posted by: Dave at April 28, 2005 at 12:34 pm

i saw this bumper sticker the other day that reminds me of your blog, though i don’t know why…
“Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my gun.”

Posted by: jim witness at April 28, 2005 at 12:41 pm

I actually know a young man who has that very sticker on his car, Alex Brunk from Save the GOP.

Posted by: Karol at April 28, 2005 at 12:46 pm

If that’s true, seems like you better get yourself Ted Kennedy’s car to protect you and your family.

Posted by: Not Dawn Summers at April 28, 2005 at 12:56 pm

Whoa, talk about off topic.
I think it works. Both Katie and Tom are cute in a really annoying kind of way.

Posted by: Jessica at April 28, 2005 at 1:47 pm

Are you condemning May-December romances? Dammit, now i’ll have to stop seeing that 16-year-old. I hate peer pressure.

Posted by: Petitedov at April 28, 2005 at 4:35 pm

I guess she grew up, K.
I knew there was hope for us guys of a certain age. We just need a very big bank account, I guess.

Posted by: bobm at April 28, 2005 at 4:56 pm

i can’t get over how wierd katie holmes’ face is. i guess it goes with cruise’s crooked teeth.
i know, i know, that was really mean. she seems like such a sweet girl.
i loved her parents’ comment, though: “we like that he’s a humanitarian.” translation: “at least it isn’t colin farrell.”

Posted by: candy girl at April 29, 2005 at 1:31 am

Won’t Dawson be jealous?

Posted by: PAUL at April 29, 2005 at 8:49 am

So Tom has a new beard. Yippee.

Posted by: zetetic at May 1, 2005 at 3:43 pm
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