Alarming News

March 31, 2004

You can’t make this stuff up

Michael Jackson feted by black US lawmakers for his contribution to kids

Posted by Karol at 04:26 PM |

Insert tiny speculatively colored penis, or, joke here.
Why does it seem as though Blacks shoot themselves in the foot before any one else even takes aim? *sigh*

Posted by: Ari at March 31, 2004 at 5:14 pm

Who are these people taking aim to shoot Blacks in the foot? No, really, I need to know, there has been a suspicious looking fellow riding the subway with me every morning — no matter what time I get to the station…

Posted by: Dawn Summers at March 31, 2004 at 5:24 pm

Steer clear of open-toed shoes and you should be fine.

Posted by: Gib at March 31, 2004 at 5:25 pm

The suspicious looking fellow is actually your guardian angel – which explains your full quota of toes.

Posted by: Urbane McMeercat at March 31, 2004 at 6:26 pm

What this really shows is an urgent need for re-districting. I can’t BELIEVE these people feel so comfortable in their seats that they can pull this kind of crap.
Congress: once you’re in, feel free to sin.

Posted by: mark poling at March 31, 2004 at 10:20 pm

Winner of The Congressional Medal of Kid Touching.

Posted by: William V. Negherbon at March 31, 2004 at 10:29 pm
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