Alarming News

October 30, 2003

Lileks says it best:

‘Back to the house. Get to work. Call up browser. Learn that Howard Dean temporarily called himself a “metrosexual.” Shudder. Do they have that on tape? Lee Atwater would have the commercial in production already: Split screen. On the right, Bush in flight suit, walking on the deck, waving, giving the thumbs up. On the left, Dean in a loop: “I’m a metrosexual. I’m a metrosexual. I’m a metrosexual.” Nothing more. Tagline: Bush. He doesn’t moisturize. He doesn’t tweeze. And he never had a pedicure.

Posted by Karol at 09:55 AM |

Sweetness to my ears!
I read this and thought, “Oh my gawd. Did he say that?”
Is the gay vote a la Queer Eye for the Stright Guy that important?
I dare say it is quite bizarre to imagine a Vermont foliage guy to propel himself to urban man-about-town with a single phrase.
(MET.roh.sek.shoo.ul) n. A dandyish narcissist in love with not only himself, but also his urban lifestyle; a straight man who is in touch with his feminine side.
The typical metrosexual is a young man with money to spend, living in or within easy reach of a metropolis

Posted by: /Slant Point. at October 30, 2003 at 1:18 pm

A metrosexual is a heterosexual who is prettier than his date.

Posted by: Jake at October 30, 2003 at 10:56 pm


Posted by: M. Murcek at October 31, 2003 at 11:15 am
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